The latest headline

Breaking news:

Social services are likely to be called in to a house in England where a cruel and heartless Mum was reported to the police by her son Pup, nine years old with Cystic Fibrosis, after forcing him to wear socks. The home is unheated at present due to a broken boiler.

  Pup feels his human rights are being violated by this abuse, and claims the right to have frozen feet if he wants to.
(please note, he hasn't reported me yet, but it won't be long)